So this is bear...
or as amir used to pronounce the word...ba
which, in turn, changed Bear's name to abuba...
don't ask me why...it's just the natural order of names
bear's fave past-time is chasing after insects
namely....grasshoppies and cicaks
upon successfully chasing after either insect, she would then swipe at, pounce upon, snap at and push about until said caught insect is dead
then...ever the wise one, bear would eat the insect
5 minutes later...bear would start gagging and hacking until the grossly only-semi-digested insect is "safely" out off her upset belly
seems her belly don't like 'em insects..unfortunately, neither do i...
especially not in that semi-digested state
but...someone needs to clean up after her...
which is why we have a maid
any, night before last (ie, 2 nites ago....why make things simple when complicating things make them seem more interesting), i'd gone out to get shayne inside..
time for bed and i is too scaredy a kittie to sleeps alone
outside on the porch wif shayne was bear....
doing what she loved best....
chasing after insects
this insect in particular, was not very clear to me, since it was far and I require new contacts
any...she was jumping up and about trying to catch this insect, which I assumed (oh wat a mistake!!) was a moth or a butterfly
jump! on the porch..
jump! closer to car
jump! suddenly something landed onto the hood of bonda's kereta-mewah-yang-i-tak-mampu
ba...wau..re...nge...oh belalang! ku pikir kan...unta!
(if u don't get that..pls watch p ramlee....y'all is sads!)
aya....this grasshoppie...they is so besar its like i can tunggang them oso...
me no likes...wif too many kakis....*shudder*
when SUDDENLY!!
doom doom dooooooom!!!!! <- sfx from p ramlee horror/suspense sequence
the grasshoppie jumped/flew past the pintu rumah utama and straight at me!!!!
it landed upon my thick beautiful bouncy full-of-body so stylishly cut mane
GASP!!
actually...it went more like....
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
now the grasshoppie is upon me and wif our powers combined...
I. AM. CAPTAIN. GRASSHOPPIE!!!!
serious, i tell you...i became one wif the grasshoppie and started hopping about
also with the eeeeee-ing trying to get it out of my hair
finally after what seemed like eternity (actually it was all of 5 seconds)
the grasshoppie hoppie-ed off my hair and onto the stairs
quickly i ran outside...and soon enough, it came back outside, wif bear close behind
i guess i shouldn't have to tell you how i grabbed Shayne and brought her inside, quickly slamming the door closed and locking it behind me
AHA!
take that, grasshoppie!!
u may have loads of legs, but u can't fersure open the door, can ya, mister!
at long last...i am safe...
phew!
as to the fate of the grasshoppie...who took a ride on my head
(hmmm...that sentence can be kinda vulgar if you read it wrong)
any....as to the fate of the grasshoppie...i honestly don't know if bear finally caught it (and ate it) or if it got away
for those of you with the Liberate the Grasshoppie group, hopefully it survived to terrorise another kittie (bof of the 4 and 2 legged kinds)
for those of you who've been terrorised by grasshoppies...such as I...
my message to the grasshoppie can only be...
DIE SUCKER DIE!!!!
...bear in bed...
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