Now this explains quite a lot of things...

I was googling for Dr Phil cuz I remember how there was a bit of a hoo-haa claiming he was a fake and that he actually no longer has a license to practise.

Then I came across this PsychCentral site, which has the funnest things ever...quizzes!!
Yeay!!

I did this test called Adult ADD Screening Test

My answers...
1. How often do you have trouble wrapping up the final details of a project, once the challenging parts have been done?
-> Sometimes

2. How often do you have difficulty getting things in order when you have to do a task that requires organization?
-> Often

3. How often do you have problems remembering appointments or obligations?
-> Sometimes

4. When you have a task that requires a lot of thought, how often do you avoid or delay getting started?
-> Sometimes

5. How often do you fidget or squirm with your hands or feet when you have to sit down for a long time?
-> Very Often

6. How often do you feel overly active and compelled to do things, like you were driven by a motor?
-> Very Often

My results...

You scored a total of 21

Based upon your responses to this adult ADHD screening quiz, you appear to be suffering from adult attention deficit disorder. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of ADHD or ADD and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

GASP!!!!
But seriously...it explains a lot...hypochondriac...akakakaa